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Wassit3
10-07-2007, 04:49 PM
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
dabruinss
10-07-2007, 04:50 PM
that was awesome. i didnt see that punchline coming at all.:D
Wassit3
10-07-2007, 06:11 PM
that was awesome. i didnt see that punchline coming at all.:D

:D
ohms_law
10-07-2007, 10:50 PM
Rotfl!!!
Reade
10-07-2007, 11:08 PM
****, I hope I didn't wake the wife up.
HoustonGM
10-08-2007, 03:13 AM
Hhahahaha that ones good.
Rongar
10-08-2007, 11:04 AM
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."

A good one, Wass!
asianinvasion
10-12-2007, 09:31 PM
Why didnt anything happen when he was nine?
S-Mac
10-13-2007, 02:29 AM
lmao! nice
MeetDaMets
10-21-2007, 05:24 PM
are you smarter than a 10 year old?

to simply answer the question posed.

no, not today.