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JeepGuy63
06-23-2008, 12:00 PM
Dear Mr. Morgan,

We here on the Sports Mogul Forums would like for you to run as our Presidental candidate for the Hall Of Fame Ticket.

While I've never been to the Hall of Fame, I have to ask who epitomizes hard work more than you to get into the Hall?

Please strongly consider our plea for you to run on the third party ticket.

Thank you,
Your fans
RedsoxRockies
06-23-2008, 12:18 PM
I will take him down if he runs against me
RedsoxRockies
06-23-2008, 12:45 PM
If he goes against us, he will come out looking like this
JeepGuy63
06-23-2008, 01:42 PM
As anyone knows, winning the votes of the masses in order to be elected to this prestigious office is about hard work and honesty. Threatening candidates (whether they've actually thrown their hat into the ring or not is neither here nor there.) is not the way to sway your voters.

If you want a candidate that runs on a platform of hard work and honesty, VOTE JOE MORGAN, 2008!!!!!!

• This advertisement not paid for or endorsed by Joe Morgan in any way, shape or form. •
RedsoxRockies
06-23-2008, 03:02 PM
I think I scared him off lol
MeetDaMets
06-23-2008, 03:15 PM
Threatening candidates is not the way to sway your voters.

i beg to differ.

a) they did not threaten him.
b) if they did , they might get my vote.
RickD
06-23-2008, 03:25 PM
As you can see there are a lot of rumors and false truths being spread by the NL and 3rd party supporters. The AL though is honest and forthright.
MeetDaMets
06-23-2008, 03:33 PM
Speaking of rumor,

Someone told me that

Butthead said that is the face Joe makes when he HAS the runs .

i'm not sure how Butthead would know such a thing, :confused:
nor am i curious to find out.
rockiesfan4ever
06-23-2008, 03:34 PM
As you can see there are a lot of rumors and false truths being spread by the NL and 3rd party supporters. The AL though is honest and forthright.

What rumors?
MeetDaMets
06-23-2008, 03:36 PM
see above... im not sure which side is behind it though ....
dannymac910
06-23-2008, 03:39 PM
I will be Joe's Vice Prez.
JeepGuy63
06-23-2008, 04:10 PM
i beg to differ.

a) they did not threaten him.
b) if they did , they might get my vote.
I would say that a doctored photo of what would happen to Joe's face if he ran against one of the other parties would constitute a threat. In a Democratic society, you are free to choose the candidate of your choice, regardless of how inept they might be.
robinhoodnik
06-23-2008, 04:15 PM
i beg to differ.

a) they did not threaten him.
b) if they did , they might get my vote.

Well, then, if Joe Morgan tries to enter this process, my "party" will throw Joe's hat into the ring for him.....with his head still in it!

Muah hahahahaha....WHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAaaaa!
Does that win me a vote?
RickD
06-23-2008, 04:16 PM
Whose to say that is not a result of drinking lemon juice while preparing for a concession speech?
RickD
06-23-2008, 04:17 PM
Well, then, if Joe Morgan tries to enter this process, my "party" will throw Joe's hat into the ring for him.....with his head still in it!

Muah hahahahaha....WHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAaaaa!
Does that win me a vote?

The AL is for a kinder, gentler BM
MeetDaMets
06-23-2008, 04:19 PM
as ive mentioned,
someone told me Butthead says thats the face Joe makes when he has the runs,

so while it could be perceived as a threat or maybe he drank lemon juice,

ive yet to here ( oops HEAR) any evidence whatsoever to disprove what that mysterious someone said.

and we all know hearsay and innuendo are incontrovertible truths ....

;)
robinhoodnik
06-23-2008, 04:19 PM
I would say that a doctored photo of what would happen to Joe's face if he ran against one of the other parties would constitute a threat. In a Democratic society, you are free to choose the candidate of your choice, regardless of how inept they might be.

I'd like to propose (at gunpoint) that we consider turning to Oligarchy as the only manageable solution to our political differences.
robinhoodnik
06-23-2008, 04:23 PM
The AL is for a kinder, gentler BM

Oh let's not be silly about this. If you want to make an omelette, you've gotta break a few eggs.
The Texas League will gladly demonstrate that theory with Joe's head should he decide to run.
MeetDaMets
06-23-2008, 04:24 PM
Well, then, if Joe Morgan tries to enter this process, my "party" will throw Joe's hat into the ring for him.....with his head still in it!

Muah hahahahaha....WHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAaaaa!
Does that win me a vote?


its a good start ! ;)
RedsoxRockies
06-23-2008, 04:29 PM
How about if we devour Joes earlobes whole at the Rally?
MeetDaMets
06-23-2008, 04:32 PM
ummmm, no.
JeepGuy63
06-23-2008, 05:50 PM
The AL is for a kinder, gentler BM
Stool softener in every pot?
rockiesfan4ever
06-23-2008, 05:57 PM
innuendo are incontrovertible truths ....

Name this quote:

"in-your-endo"
RedsoxRockies
06-23-2008, 05:59 PM
I bet its from that scrub show you like
RickD
06-24-2008, 12:51 PM
When the concept of an NL/AL election was first brought forth I thought it would be interesting and a fun idea. However it has quickly gotten out of control with more parties and so many threads I've lost count. Due to Real Life busyness though I will have to bow out of the AL party and the Veep Position effective immediately. I just don't have the Real Life time to devote to this growing cause. I wish RedSxoRockies well in the AL election. It was fun, however I am out. Again this is only due to RL needs right now.
metsguy234
06-24-2008, 03:25 PM
Is Joe running or not? I'll give him until Thursday to decide.
JeepGuy63
06-24-2008, 03:48 PM
Is Joe running or not? I'll give him until Thursday to decide.
His competition is already dropping out. While I've never seen his competition, I'll use the term loosely.
RedsoxRockies
06-24-2008, 03:51 PM
Ok so I am dropping Joe from the election
JeepGuy63
06-24-2008, 05:41 PM
Ok so I am dropping Joe from the election
HEY!

He's got until Thursday to throw his hat in the ring!
RedsoxRockies
06-24-2008, 05:59 PM
fine, until thursday. I recommend you PM him and tell him, he may not know
Alloutwar
06-24-2008, 06:08 PM
I am urging RedsoxRockies to quit the race and step down until he

a) loses the Squier
b) changes his sig (the font is smaller now, but still, my god)
c) either removes the Tessie lyrics, or posts the CORRECT ones (http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/dropkick_murphys/tessie-lyrics-223334.html):


Don't blame us if we ever doubt you
You know we couldn't live without you
Red Sox, you are the only only only
MeetDaMets
06-24-2008, 06:41 PM
Name this quote:

"in-your-endo"

ME

circa 1977
MeetDaMets
06-24-2008, 06:47 PM
I am urging RedsoxRockies to quit the race and step down until he

a) loses the Squier


ive spoken to RSR about the squier.
He assures me that he will upgrade to a 1950's
Fender Esquire just as soon as we loan him the money.

ok fair enuff :)

RSR also made a good funny about wtfgirl.

see http://forum.sportsmogul.com/showthread.php?t=180766

despite pledges to Robin,
if RSR can locate this gal and make her
my personal undersecretary of dictation
well . . . that 'll get my vote.
RedsoxRockies
06-24-2008, 08:08 PM
I am urging RedsoxRockies to quit the race and step down until he

a) loses the Squier
b) changes his sig (the font is smaller now, but still, my god)
c) either removes the Tessie lyrics, or posts the CORRECT ones (http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/dropkick_murphys/tessie-lyrics-223334.html):

Lyrics changed, You guys are gettin me a 50's Fender Esquire, and the sig is smaller :)
RedsoxRockies
12-31-2008, 05:11 PM
I am urging RedsoxRockies to quit the race and step down until he

a) loses the Squier
b) changes his sig (the font is smaller now, but still, my god)
c) either removes the Tessie lyrics, or posts the CORRECT ones (http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/dropkick_murphys/tessie-lyrics-223334.html):

Sorry to bump this up, but I would like to show AllOut and MeetDaMets that I followed through and upgraded. I now have a Greg Bennett Semi Hollow Royale Electric Guitar. it is awesome.