Texas League Manifesto

[robinhoodnik]

Shortening the work week to 4 days, so that families can spend more time together.

Extending work days to 10 hours so that my constituents will have more purchasing power.

Adding the DH to both leagues to provide more offense.

Eradicating the shortstop position in order to provide more offense.

Eradicating soap, in order to provide more offense.

Deciding tie All-Star games with a round of billiards. Home team chooses the game.

I'll push for Fluffernutter and beer meal deals at at all MLB concession stands.

Speel chek for all BM members.

Christmas stockings for Sunni's.

I'll also push for Vans slip-ons for all center fielders and basepath speedsters. Finally completely doing away with the running game.

I'm a moderator, so you know that you all can trust me to do the right thing.

I'm a wooden headed dum dum, so I have something in common with a Louisville Slugger, wooden heads.

I can be bought cheaply, therefore my presidency will remain open to even the most common man.

No pesky VP (yet), which will keep the cost of bribery and corruption substantially lower.

No scandals. I'll immediately remove any and all posts (with my substantial moderator super powers) which will implicate me in any sort of wrongdoing, past, present, and future, keeping you all blissfully unaware of my glaring faults.

I've never stolen candy from a baby, and if presented with the opportunity, I'd certainly weigh the risk to reward ratio before deciding upon a course of action.

Vote for the Texas League candidate! Were independant, we're waffling, and we're for sale!
Have a nice day! :)

[RedsoxRockies]

what will you do about communism?

[MeetDaMets]

Ive been working at the 1st letter bold with my secret Met Batboy decoder ring for awhile now.

no luck :(

ps - what a small manifesto you have ! (points and laughs)

[robinhoodnik]

As I've already stated elsewhere, I'm a New England guy running as a Texan, what could possibly go wrong!?

[robinhoodnik]

what will you do about communism?

Well, beer. They're a party too after all.

[RedsoxRockies]

what will you do abbout the rise of the neo-nazis and about hitlers lost son?

[robinhoodnik]

Ive been working at the 1st letter bold with my secret Met Batboy decoder ring for awhile now.

no luck :(

ps - what a small manifesto you have ! (points and laughs)

You'd need the official Skull and Crossbones issue ring first, then you'd have to run it through the Mason's dial, then finally take that message to the trilateral commission president and have him send it to bilderberger HQ for the exact translation.

[robinhoodnik]

what will you do abbout the rise of the neo-nazis and about hitlers lost son?

Beer, they're a party too. Probably settle for a half barrel of Spaten.
Hitler's kid? I dunno, maybe a bat and ball?

[MeetDaMets]

what a small manifesto you have !

:falls over laughing hysterically:

[robinhoodnik]

what a small manifesto you have !

:falls over laughing hysterically:

Hey, I'm working on it.
How 'bout I try working on sabotaging Yankee Stadium, and giving the Mets a 100 year tax break so that they'd have more money for outstanding players?

[MeetDaMets]

omg

is that what manifesto shrinkage is all about ?

your manifesto just went a swimmin on the north side of the cape ?

:sides are hurting from the laughter:

[robinhoodnik]

omg

is that what manifesto shrinkage is all about ?

your manifesto just went a swimmin on the north side of the cape ?

:sides are hurting from the laughter:

Nah, mines from beer impotence. No, north side for me, I'm on the Nantucket Sound side.

[MeetDaMets]

Hey, I'm working on it.
How 'bout I try working on sabotaging Yankee Stadium, and giving the Mets a 100 year tax break so that they'd have more money for outstanding players?

well ok then,
your manisfesto is perfectly normal.

[Coach Owens]

Boo! Hiss! Other Taunts!

[RedsoxRockies]

Booooooo!

[Coach Owens]

booooooo!

Hey! You Are A Loser!!!! :D

[RedsoxRockies]

O yea, well you are a Mariner fan!!!!!! =)

[rockiesfan4ever]

Well, you are a Redsox fan

[RedsoxRockies]

Yea, well your a Rockies fan

[metsguy234]

Yea, well your a Rockies fan

well youre a bandwagoner!

You apparently love the 2 teams who were in last years world series, and you joined about a week after the series ended.

[RedsoxRockies]

I have loved both teams for a while lol. I predicted the world series back in april of that year. (of course I was being a tad biased in my love for the teams)

[MeetDaMets]

You'd need the official Skull and Crossbones issue ring first, then you'd have to run it through the Mason's dial, then finall take that message to the trilateral commission president and have him send it to bilderberger HQ for the exact translation.

So this here ENIGMA machine aint gonna help either :(

i'm so pooched

[robinhoodnik]

Nope. No help at all.

Then again, it could mean something like "A beer in every pot" or something along those lines.

[RedsoxRockies]

It could also mean this: JHUG@UGV ITY#E

[RedsoxRockies]

But you have to solve that to figure out the true meaning

[shepster]

Will your manager be a Wampanoag or a Narragansett?

[RedsoxRockies]

who's manager, mine?

[shepster]

those two lived in Rhode Island/ Conneticut was pointing at the Texas league canidate

[chuckwillard]

hmmm....must vote for candidate from the Cape....must support candidate who actually knows what Siasconset is....unless....you're not a Kennedy, are you?

[shepster]

whats a Squirrel Nut Zipper?

[ohms_law]

oooh... that'll get robin going!
lol

[shepster]

manifest destiny.,animating ideology
mite revisit Mexica
look up A visionary and patriot Tlacaelel

[robinhoodnik]

hmmm....must vote for candidate from the Cape....must support candidate who actually knows what Siasconset is....unless....you're not a Kennedy, are you?

No, and I know enough to duck into the nearest storm drain if I see one coming in a car.

[robinhoodnik]

Will your manager be a Wampanoag or a Narragansett?

Given the choice, I'd stay close to home, and with who I know, I'd go Wampanoag.

[robinhoodnik]

must support candidate who actually knows what Siasconset

Yes, and I know what Menemsha is, what Gay Head is, and what Aquinnah was.;)

[robinhoodnik]

I think I may have discovered a worthy VP in Shepster. If he'll run, we may both be quick enough to elude asassination.

[robinhoodnik]

I have it! Incontrovertible proof in the form of photographic evidence! My two opponents, RedsoxRockies and Rockiesfan4ever exiting a house of ill repute together, with liquor and demonweed cigarettes in their hands!
Caught red handed I say.
How could you do this to us my two colleagues?
How did you come to this?
Think of the children!
It's all for the childrennnnnnn.........:(

[PotatoOfCouch13]

lol

[MeetDaMets]

Nope. No help at all.

Then again, it could mean something like "A beer in every pot" or something along those lines.


i think i like this party. :D

[RickD]

When the concept of an NL/AL election was first brought forth I thought it would be interesting and a fun idea. However it has quickly gotten out of control with more parties and so many threads I've lost count. Due to Real Life busyness though I will have to bow out of the AL party and the Veep Position effective immediately. I just don't have the Real Life time to devote to this growing cause. I wish RedSxoRockies well in the AL election. It was fun, however I am out. Again this is only due to RL needs right now.

[RedsoxRockies]

I have it! Incontrovertible proof in the form of photographic evidence! My two opponents, RedsoxRockies and Rockiesfan4ever exiting a house of ill repute together, with liquor and demonweed cigarettes in their hands!
Caught red handed I say.
How could you do this to us my two colleagues?
How did you come to this?
Think of the children!
It's all for the childrennnnnnn.........:(

Lol, I am surprised they let us two 14 year olds in

[TheNamelessPoet]

You'd need the official Skull and Crossbones issue ring first, then you'd have to run it through the Mason's dial, then finally take that message to the trilateral commission president and have him send it to bilderberger HQ for the exact translation.

i did all that and STILL nothing

[MeetDaMets]

thats because secret brave batboy decoder ring has a bad rotor.

you need the secret met batboy decoder ring AND all that other stuff.

it may also require the aid of wtfgirl.

[RedsoxRockies]

wtfgirl is Ohms, we all know that :)

[shepster]

i agree Massasoit the sachem of the Wampanoag confederation
Tisquantum Squanto is the fellow that showed/snooker the pilgrams
he played both sides of the fence

[shepster]

and in the Thanksgiving "hostage exchange"
both sides shared some of the foreiners homemade moonshine.
now what was it made from? Maize
so the story here corn to shine only pore in gas tank if ya got to elude the revenuers

[robinhoodnik]

i did all that and STILL nothing

That's because it comes out as a Phoenician translation of Egyptian Heiroglyphs, and must first be translated back to the Egyptian form before being run through the decoders and then brought up to Latin, and from there, brought into English.
Sheesh, I gotta do all the thinkin' 'roun' here. Youse guys is lucky to have me as a candidate. :)

[robinhoodnik]

Lol, I am surprised they let us two 14 year olds in

Hey, money is money. ;)

[MeetDaMets]

That's because it comes out as a Phoenician translation of Egyptian Heiroglyphs, and must first be translated back to the Egyptian form before being run through the decoders and then brought up to Latin, and from there, brought into English.
Sheesh, I gotta do all the thinkin' 'roun' here. Youse guys is lucky to have me as a candidate. :)

i am sooo ashamed of myself.
how did i not understand this ???

[RedsoxRockies]

Robin, you for got that it must be done while being put into a trance by a confucian scholar

[shepster]

could always use a snake charmer and a little peyote

[shepster]

may need to tuneup the decoder ring the chads are a swinging

[metsguy234]

robin, do you have a VP yet?

[robinhoodnik]

Yes, Shepster.
We're planning a swing through the forums soon on the "Crazy Talk Express".

[shepster]

Yes, Shepster.
We're planning a swing through the forums soon on the "Crazy Talk Express".

lets see elmer fudds rabbit gun and bad eye sight yep ready to VP

[MeetDaMets]

could always use a snake charmer and a little peyote

that sounds fun, even if unproductive ...