Story Version of word Association

[RedsoxRockies]

Ok, so, this is like Word Association, but it is like a story sort of, so the words have to fit in. Example:

A says: The
B says: Goat
c: ate


So like that. Get it?

[RedsoxRockies]

Bill Bavasi

[asianinvasion]

was fired

[RedsoxRockies]

because

[asianinvasion]

he sucked

Note: we should do sentences instead.

[RedsoxRockies]

like Richie Sexson

Note: Ok

[asianinvasion]

and Jose Vidro.

[filihok]

But he

[gosensgo101]

was actually

Note: Are we doing full sentences or not?

[asianinvasion]

a tiny bit better than Sexson or Vidro. He did bring in Sean Green who has been in 50 games and has a sub-3 ERA.

[boomboom]

a tiny bit better than Sexson or Vidro. He did bring in Sean Green who has been in 50 games and has a sub-3 ERA.
He also trade 5 players for...

[RedsoxRockies]

Brian Sabean

[asianinvasion]

, I mean Erik Bedard who has been injury prone this year.

[boomboom]

who Bill Bavasi called out when he got fired, John...

[asianinvasion]

McLaren was also fired as he could not win. Richie...

[boomboom]

changed his batting stance and hit....

[filihok]

.008 for the Yankees who...

[RedsoxRockies]

signed him after he got cut by the M's, who...

[asianinvasion]

cut him after hitting in the low .200, but they should have...

[filihok]

kept him because he's as good as

[asianinvasion]

, no even better than half the team, especially Jose...

[filihok]

Vidro who couldn't...

[asianinvasion]

hit the ball, field a position or run the...

[filihok]

naysayers out of town because...

[RedsoxRockies]

he is fat and has a bad knee..

[filihok]

that he got when he...

[RedsoxRockies]

was on the Nationals...

[asianinvasion]

who played in Montreal in a dome which had...

[RedsoxRockies]

fans of Montreal...

[filihok]

which is really weird because

[rockiesfan4ever]

their team sucked.

[asianinvasion]

Which was why they moved to...

[Arctic Blast]

the land of Dairy Queen.

[asianinvasion]

Home of the Blizzard.

[boomboom]

Competitor of...

[RedsoxRockies]

Tasty Treat.

[boomboom]

I have no idea what Tasty Treat is, but I find Twix bars to be great!

[dannymac910]

Which i like to eat and. "Take a moment with Twix."

[asianinvasion]

So you can make up some lame *** excuse to get out of trouble.

[RedsoxRockies]

When you get caught with ...

[dannymac910]

Your best friends girl...

[RedsoxRockies]

who is really a man, so that makes it pretty strange...

[dannymac910]

But it's not gay if the balls don't touch...

[RedsoxRockies]

which they did..

[dannymac910]

Then it's gay...

[filihok]

not that there's anything wrong with being gay.

[dannymac910]

Like Manny Ramirez, who is going to be traded like...

[RedsoxRockies]

Even though he is not gay, and is over critizised, like...

[filihok]

Ned Colletti after he trades Juan Pierre for Manny.

[RedsoxRockies]

Which would never happen...

[filihok]

Like Manny being traded in the first place.

[dannymac910]

To the mets...

[RedsoxRockies]

And we could get Wright and convert him to OF..

[filihok]

Wright? Right.

[Arctic Blast]

Wrong? Maybe.

[RedsoxRockies]

But it depends on if the Smurfs can survive the Keebler invasion....

[filihok]

which they should because the Keebler elves suck as bad as...

[RedsoxRockies]

The Rice Crispies elves...

[dannymac910]

who are tasty like...

[asianinvasion]

oreos

[filihok]

dipped in milk.

[asianinvasion]

You know what else is good in milk...

[Frijolito]

my nuts

[asianinvasion]

Where are they? I dont see them.

[Frijolito]

they're in your mouth.

[metsguy234]

Or are they?

[filihok]

Start chewing and find out

[RedsoxRockies]

Oh chewy goodness...

[dannymac910]

like twix...

[asianinvasion]

hmmmm, twix.

[Arctic Blast]

Enough of candy bars! How about those

[asianinvasion]

Mariners. They should get the first pick in the draft.

[filihok]

Yeah...then maybe in 5 or 6 years they will have one...

[DarthJaker]

divinsion tittle to brag about

[filihok]

But since the Angels are so Awesome...

[DarthJaker]

the rays will win the AL

[filihok]

In a few years, when...

[RedsoxRockies]

Santa travels to Ecuador, and is captured by the mafia, who invite him too their brotherhood. He then travels around....

[boomboom]

to give Richie Sexson his talent back. He than goes...

[RedsoxRockies]

to Jose Vidro, and...

[boomboom]

Trades him to the Yankees for J....

[RedsoxRockies]

Jason Giambi and....

[filihok]

the Golden thong...

[RedsoxRockies]

which would be worn by...

[filihok]

everyone who wanted herpes...

[RedsoxRockies]

like Bill Bavasi..

[DarthJaker]

and derek jeter who already has them

[RedsoxRockies]

and gave them to A-Rod

[dannymac910]

Which means Hank Steinbrenner's wife must have them too...

[dannymac910]

And Madonna, who...

[RedsoxRockies]

gave them to half of the worlds celebrities...

[filihok]

which makes me nervous about my night with Paris

[asianinvasion]

as I woke up with a rash

[dannymac910]

and found out the pool was closed...

[filihok]

and we had spent the night in the pool, if you know what i mean (wink wink, nudge nudge)...

[RedsoxRockies]

And so I heard such a clatter, turned around, and saw with my eyes, an Old Fat Guy coming down the chimney

[DarthJaker]

bringing mark teixeria to the angels

[RedsoxRockies]

and ending Lackey's no hitter, starting the curse of Texiera...

[DarthJaker]

and when he goes to the yankees they'll got 0-162

[RedsoxRockies]

Which would be awesome...

[DarthJaker]

and the rays win the world series

[RedsoxRockies]

of Poker....

[DarthJaker]

i suddenly looked at my tv and saw that the cardinals won the 2008 world series

[RedsoxRockies]

in my dream. In reality, my beloved Red Sox and Rockies faced off, and tied so i would not have to choose sides :D

[DarthJaker]

and jay bruce got traded to the red sox and hit the walkoff home run to break the tie and win the series

[RedsoxRockies]

But, Helton tied it with a Homerun, and the game entered the 245th inning

[DarthJaker]

and the keebler elvies invaded the staduim and hit 2 homers making it 6-4

[RedsoxRockies]

so the smurfs struck back with their nuclear arsenal, striking the keebler strong holds

[DarthJaker]

and with the game in the 247th inning everyone at fenway dies of boredom

[RedsoxRockies]

then, in the 249th inning, there is a rain delay for 8 1/2 hours

[DarthJaker]

and then in the other part of the state the pats win their 84th straight regular season game

[dannymac910]

in the CFL

[DarthJaker]

and the jets lost their 84th strait game

[dannymac910]

In the CFL

[DarthJaker]

impossible because the cfl is canada

[asianinvasion]

It was possible as Canada invaded the USA while the game was going on, It is now the United Provinces of Canada.

[filihok]

but since Canada took over most of North America following the nuclear smurf war...

[asianinvasion]

There is no one left for Canada to lead so they just wasted their time.

[filihok]

That Canadians are a strange lot...the value land and nature as much as humans.

[asianinvasion]

So they planted alot of maple trees around the whole country to help save the land and to have pancakes.

[filihok]

And the few remaining people wished the Canadians had taken over long ago

[asianinvasion]

Because of Canada's universal health care as everyone needs the care as they all have radiation poisoning.

[dannymac910]

Michael Moore did a backflip...

[filihok]

and ended up in the emergency room where...

[RedsoxRockies]

he was sharing a room with....

[filihok]

George W Bush. And then...

[RedsoxRockies]

it happened....

[Arctic Blast]

The kiss that shook the Earth itself!

[RedsoxRockies]

and then there was quiet, til, out of the rubble...

[filihok]

DICK Cheney and his lesbian daughter...

[RedsoxRockies]

married.

[RedsoxRockies]

wow this is a mess lol! 3 posts in 1 minute

[filihok]

And Satan laughed because his plan was..

[DarthJaker]

to take over the world with the smurfs

[filihok]

which really has nothing to do with marrying his daugher, or does it...

[DarthJaker]

and suddenly Derek Jeter and A-Rod move to Texas and get married

[RedsoxRockies]

And then Metsguy234.....

[filihok]

becomes a Yankee fan.

[dannymac910]

And gets banned...

[filihok]

from the sportsmogul forums because...

[dannymac910]

How does a 14 year old kid rise to prominence in the Dodger's organization?

[asianinvasion]

By killing off everyone else in the organization.

[Arctic Blast]

Newly zombified, Net Colletti rose like a

[asianinvasion]

monster and killed every thing in sight for payback for his own death.

[filihok]

Until 18million of Andruw Jones' dollars fell on Colletti and...

[DarthJaker]

the kebler elves steal the cash and buy......

[filihok]

Andruw Jones.

[RedsoxRockies]

And Kentucky Fried Chicken.

[DarthJaker]

then papa smurf burns down KFC and moves to...

[asianinvasion]

Kentucky so he can have all the chicken in the world.

[DarthJaker]

and then the KFC guy on the logo rises from the dead and.....

[asianinvasion]

shoots down everyone who is eating at a McDonald's and gives free chicken for live to everyone at KFC.

[DarthJaker]

then Ronald McDonald Shoots everyone at KFC and....

[filihok]

wonders why he spent so many years killing with grease and fat, the gun is much quicker

[CatKnight]

Then the Burger King showed up in his APC and said,

[RedsoxRockies]

" I am starting a Burger worshipping religion, where I shall be the God."

[asianinvasion]

then God smited the "King" and he died.

[RedsoxRockies]

Then Manny was traded to the Dodgers, and Bay to Boston, where he would win MVP!

[DarthJaker]

in the minors in real life josh hamilton wins the mvp...

[Arctic Blast]

...or would have, had the unfortunate incident involving

[filihok]

heroin...

[dannymac910]

Ate his SOUL...

[filihok]

and then

[RedsoxRockies]

He ate Jose Reyes soul....

[asianinvasion]

And then the Mets were happy to get rid of a whiny son of a *****.

[Arctic Blast]

Meanwhile, back on Tatooine,

[dannymac910]

Josh Hamilton would like to take a moment to thank God... That'll be all.

[asianinvasion]

Then everyone bashes him for doing so.

[Arctic Blast]

Well, everyone except God, who seems pretty cool with it.

[asianinvasion]

Because he's God and he can do whatever he wants. Like granting Josh Hamilton superpowers.

[filihok]

Because god is even more concerned with major league baseball than he is about feeding his low self-esteem by threatening everyone who doesn't worship him with an eternity of punishment.

[dannymac910]

cool, but...

[filihok]

luckily some of the more advanced members of our society are able to see through this lie and realize that gods are just the remnants of childish imagination, like the boogy man.

[asianinvasion]

Ok...

[dannymac910]

Penis butter...

[asianinvasion]

what?

[twinsGM]

tastes terrible, but toe jam...

[asianinvasion]

tastes just as bad

[twinsGM]

Except when marinated in Honey

[dannymac910]

nut cheerios, and then a tom glavine stole my grandmas tv

[DarthJaker]

and gave it to the smurfs

[filihok]

if you know what I mean (wink wink)

[dannymac910]

no, no i don't...

[filihok]

I mean TommyG boinked your gramma.

[twinsGM]

With Yu-Gi-Oh also

[RedsoxRockies]

And then, all of a sudden, it happened....

[Arctic Blast]

...chocolate and peanut butter were combined for the first time.

[twinsGM]

And I puked it all up, when...

[RedsoxRockies]

You ate it

[DarthJaker]

and brett farve arived at packers camp and was the backup when he was.....

[asianinvasion]

he was shot by Brett Favre for trying to impersonate him. Favre is spelt F A V R E.

[RedsoxRockies]

So Brett Farve sued Brett Favre...

[DarthJaker]

im not a packers fan i spell it wrong all the time:o

[asianinvasion]

So Farve took Favre to court for assault and Farve won. But because Favre is a legend, he just had to pay a hefty fine. Then Favre turned around and sued Farve for impersonating a quarterback and Favre won all the money back plus some.

[RedsoxRockies]

So Farve sued him back, claiming Favre copied his name

[twinsGM]

But they looked at the birth certificates, and Favre was born in 1725, while Farve was only 20 years old. Favre sued Farve for False sueing, and won...

[RedsoxRockies]

His thong.

[twinsGM]

And traded it with a memorbilia collector for a Jason Giambi Games-used thong.

[RedsoxRockies]

and then he wore it....

[twinsGM]

To a family dinner..

[RedsoxRockies]

and showed it off

[twinsGM]

And got a date with his grandma

[RedsoxRockies]

and his uncle

[asianinvasion]

and had a threesome with his grandma and uncle.

[RedsoxRockies]

at the local McDonalds

[asianinvasion]

Then Ronald McDonald joined in the mix.

[RedsoxRockies]

until the BurgerKing came...

[asianinvasion]

and shot everyone with his uzi.

[RedsoxRockies]

so they all died and McDonalds collapsed under finincial pressure,....

[filihok]

The world rejoiced and everyone lived longer, healthier lives. This allowed them to...

[asianinvasion]

shut down all of the other fast food places.

[RedsoxRockies]

so America became skinny and anerexically

[filihok]

And all the chicks were suddenly much hotter...

[RedsoxRockies]

and Swedish, so they were even better,

[filihok]

And the reason that all the AMerican women became Swedish is...

[RedsoxRockies]

Fish Oil...

[filihok]

1) Mmm...Swedish fishes
2) Mmm...Svenska fiska
3) I'd oil some Swedish fishes

[RedsoxRockies]

In Kongeriket Norge with a Skejmerfotograffi

[Arctic Blast]

...those were the words of gibberish spoken when the neurotoxin was unleashed by

[asianinvasion]

a spider that bit you and the Swedish girls in the hand.

[filihok]

Fili left RSR to die, but tended to Helga because...

[RedsoxRockies]

Helga was a 44 middle aged 350 pound man with no hair on his head

[filihok]

spewed the obviously deranged RSR, as the neurotoxins peeled away the layers of his brain.

[RedsoxRockies]

And Filihok slept with Helga, who looked like this:

[filihok]

to RSR neurotoxin depleted brain. To the rest of the world she looked like this

http://googlegirls.files.wordpress.com/2005/12/SwedishGirl2.jpg

[RedsoxRockies]

Helga seems to have had lypsuction from the first picture to the second. And plastic surgery, and implants

[asianinvasion]

But it was all worth it.

[RedsoxRockies]

However, Helga was still a man..... And Filihok did not know til that night...

[filihok]

when he told me all about his love affair with RSR. And i NEVER saw her again because him and RSR lived happily ever after.


The End.

[asianinvasion]

But then there was a sequal

[RedsoxRockies]

But, That RSR turned out to be Filihok in disguise

[filihok]

RSR and HE-lga were old and had spent their lives together in matrimonial bliss in California, where gay marraige was legal and not seen as out of the norm at all...

[RedsoxRockies]

But, the Helga I was with was not a man, unlike Filihok's

[asianinvasion]

But then Arnold Schwarzenegger the third overturned the law and RSR and Helga were arrested and had to face a firing squad.

[RedsoxRockies]

So the really RSR lived, while the disguised one did not

[filihok]

Because the disguised one rushed into save RSR and HElga from the tyranical and homophobic Arnold III, while RSR and HElga were pushed to safety RSR II was killed, become a hero, a martyr, a messiah, dare I say, a god.

[asianinvasion]

The end

[RedsoxRockies]

Part 3: The Filihok's Depression and affair with HElga

[asianinvasion]

Canceled due to low ratings.

[Arctic Blast]

That was the crazy claim of the invading asians anyway, desperate as THEY were to avoid having the public look too carefully at

[asianinvasion]

their plot to invade the world.

[TheNamelessPoet]

it was a horrible scheme they came up with, epecially including all those soup spoons

[asianinvasion]

But eventually by the year 2030, their plot worked.

[RedsoxRockies]

and the Smurfs...

[Arctic Blast]

having sustained themselves for years in the shadows on the flesh of children,

[RedsoxRockies]

came out, and fought a drug war, as they transported cocaine through the jungles of Cambodia

[asianinvasion]

then killed the drug cartels in Columbia.

[RedsoxRockies]

And took over, until Bush....

[rockiesfan4ever]

was shot by Dick Cheney.

[asianinvasion]

And Dick was shot by me and the invading Asians.