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RedsoxRockies
08-31-2008, 09:20 PM
In South Carolina on Friday, I got stung by a jellyfish! Luckily, it was not poisionous, and hurt for only about an hour or two. I was oing to throw a clump of seaweed at my cousin, so I picked it up and a jellyfish was tangled in it :D! Anyonelse ever been stung?
gosensgo101
08-31-2008, 09:25 PM
You're the Ken Griffey of the Sports Mogul forum! Lets trade him over to the OOTP forum.
RedsoxRockies
08-31-2008, 09:26 PM
Cool, I have 600 Homers!
metsguy234
08-31-2008, 09:44 PM
I suggest you stay in your house, chain yourself to the bed, with your laptop by your side and a person to give you food and water and stuff, you can't risk more injury. :D
gosensgo101
08-31-2008, 10:57 PM
But there's always carpul tunnel!
Arctic Blast
09-01-2008, 12:36 AM
I can see a few things wrong with your plan, mets. First of all, he'll suffer the quickest case of bedsores on record. In an attempt to get the attention of the person feeding him, he'll pound on the door, brutally shattering one of his arms in the process. As he reaches to clutch the broken arm with the good one, he'll tear his rotator cuff in the shoulder of his other arm, rendering him without useable upper limbs. Screaming out in pain, he'll blow out his vocal chords, and an eardrum, which will throw him so off balance he'll trip and stumble and break an ankle, falling to the floor and cracking his entire ribcage. :D

Seriously, RedSox, no more animals...ever. They just don't seem to like you.
asianinvasion
09-01-2008, 02:17 AM
You should really have your own personal doctor that walks around with you at all times.
RedsoxRockies
09-01-2008, 07:29 AM
I can see a few things wrong with your plan, mets. First of all, he'll suffer the quickest case of bedsores on record. In an attempt to get the attention of the person feeding him, he'll pound on the door, brutally shattering one of his arms in the process. As he reaches to clutch the broken arm with the good one, he'll tear his rotator cuff in the shoulder of his other arm, rendering him without useable upper limbs. Screaming out in pain, he'll blow out his vocal chords, and an eardrum, which will throw him so off balance he'll trip and stumble and break an ankle, falling to the floor and cracking his entire ribcage. :D

Seriously, RedSox, no more animals...ever. They just don't seem to like you.

ROFL. I actually have 11 Cats and a dog, and they never attack me. But My brothers dog hates me, and trips and bites me.
metsguy234
09-01-2008, 11:50 AM
ROFL. I actually have 11 Cats and a dog, and they never attack me. But My brothers dog hates me, and trips and bites me.

:eek:

You have at least 13 pets? That's....ALOT!
CatKnight
09-01-2008, 11:53 AM
Start kicking your brother's dog back. You'll feel better!
RedsoxRockies
09-01-2008, 11:56 AM
:eek:

You have at least 13 pets? That's....ALOT!

I used to have 18 cats after one of mine had kittens, but most of them were given away. I also used to have a pet rat, and it had 17 babies. We gave almost all of them away and the remaining rats all got cancer, likely because their parents were brother and sister
TheNamelessPoet
09-01-2008, 12:00 PM
I used to have 18 cats after one of mine had kittens, but most of them were given away. I also used to have a pet rat, and it had 17 babies. We gave almost all of them away and the remaining rats all got cancer, likely because their parents were brother and sister

ever thought of having your cat spayed?
RedsoxRockies
09-01-2008, 12:02 PM
ever thought of having your cat spayed?

They are all spayed. My cat had 7 babies. We adopt a lot of our cats, mostly from a nearby humane society. A lot of them we fostered, and then returned them to be adopted out. I think we have kept like 5 or so of our foster cats
metsguy234
09-01-2008, 12:15 PM
So you have like 40 pets? In my house, my sister has a fish, that's it. How can you keep up with that many pets?
RedsoxRockies
09-01-2008, 12:25 PM
So you have like 40 pets? In my house, my sister has a fish, that's it. How can you keep up with that many pets?
I don't know, somehow we do
DarthJaker
09-01-2008, 01:05 PM
11 Cats:eek: this is why im a dog person
TheNamelessPoet
09-01-2008, 01:27 PM
11 Cats:eek: this is why im a dog person

it has nothing to do with it being a cat.. its that they are not spayed and can reproduce at will. its not really healthy for the cats either but *shrug* to each their own... as long as they are not declawed I dont REALLY have a problem with it
metsguy234
09-01-2008, 04:15 PM
Okay, I admit it.... I have 56 dogs, 43 cats, 17 parakeets, 14 hamsters, 11 gerbils, 580 goldfish, 18 piranhas, 6 snakes, 11 mice, 3 tarantulas, 2 sharks,7 guinea pigs, and 12 bats.
DarthJaker
09-01-2008, 04:19 PM
Okay, I admit it.... I have 56 dogs, 43 cats, 17 parakeets, 14 hamsters, 11 gerbils, 580 goldfish, 18 piranhas, 6 snakes, 11 mice, 3 tarantulas, 2 sharks,7 guinea pigs, and 12 bats.

Holy God!!
RedsoxRockies
09-01-2008, 06:59 PM
it has nothing to do with it being a cat.. its that they are not spayed and can reproduce at will. its not really healthy for the cats either but *shrug* to each their own... as long as they are not declawed I dont REALLY have a problem with it

all our cats are spayed
Arctic Blast
09-01-2008, 07:23 PM
11 cats? So, the truth is out. RedSoxRockies is, in fact, a 77 year old spinster named Gertrude (Gertie to her bridge buddies). All of the cats are named after members of the British royal family, past and present, and damned if the one named after Charles doesn't get in to trouble! :D
RedsoxRockies
09-01-2008, 08:02 PM
11 cats? So, the truth is out. RedSoxRockies is, in fact, a 77 year old spinster named Gertrude (Gertie to her bridge buddies). All of the cats are named after members of the British royal family, past and present, and damned if the one named after Charles doesn't get in to trouble! :D

You caught me!;)
BINGLEBOP
09-03-2008, 08:16 PM
In South Carolina on Friday, I got stung by a jellyfish! Luckily, it was not poisionous, and hurt for only about an hour or two. I was oing to throw a clump of seaweed at my cousin, so I picked it up and a jellyfish was tangled in it :D! Anyonelse ever been stung?

How was OldFatGuy? Did he save you from being eaten by a shark or anything?


We adopt a lot of our cats, mostly from a nearby humane society. A lot of them we fostered, and then returned them to be adopted out. I think we have kept like 5 or so of our foster cats

I like reading that... when people adopt from humane societies. Good job.
oriole^
09-04-2008, 01:48 AM
How was OldFatGuy? Did he save you from being eaten by a shark or anything?

Did he save you from jumping a shark? :)
TheNamelessPoet
09-04-2008, 10:14 AM
all our cats are spayed

then why all the kittens... u said 1 had kittens didnt u?
rockiesfan4ever
09-04-2008, 04:54 PM
because he didn't do it right
RedsoxRockies
09-04-2008, 05:15 PM
then why all the kittens... u said 1 had kittens didnt u?

Because the cat used to not be spayed
metsguy234
09-04-2008, 05:24 PM
I think spaying and neutering animals goes against their rights.
Arctic Blast
09-04-2008, 05:41 PM
I think spaying and neutering animals goes against their rights.

Please tell me you're kidding. Cause, yeah, respecting an animal's rights means letting it overbreed and produce litter after litter of offspring that will die, because you can't sell or give away all of them to prospective owners...
RedsoxRockies
09-04-2008, 06:11 PM
I think spaying and neutering animals goes against their rights.
You should get spayed :D