Ask RedsoxRockies

[RedsoxRockies]

Metsguy and E-to-the-P claim they can answer your problems, but I, RedsoxRockies, can answer them betterer if that makes sense. So, ask away.....

[RedsoxRockies]

Well, you see, your friends don't trust you do to your name. Brad is a really intimidating name, because, it rhymes with,uh, Grad, which of course refers to college students. And college students are quite dangerous and intimidating

[RedsoxRockies]

Roger, as it rhymes with nothing, and reminds people of Mr. Rogers from that kids show. And he was always sort of happy and loved neighbors, so people will think tyhat about you

[HoustonGM]

It rhymes with Dodger.

[RedsoxRockies]

That is true. So, I guess your only hope is to join the Dodgers and play outfield.