metsguy234's official Goodbye

[TheNamelessPoet]

Let's do this: I'll quit if I reach 10,000 posts. I'll quit and never, ever return.

...
might I add... its been a pleasure

A song for the walk out (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB1KDqWuY-k&feature=related)

[StreetMedic]

Wow, TNP, took you all of, like, four minutes to jump all over this!

[TheNamelessPoet]

I've been watching... and I stopped deleting threads for this very reason

[asianinvasion]

And everything's spelled right

[TheNamelessPoet]

unless he is going to prove YEAT AGAIN he doesnt mean anything he says

And everything's spelled right
it was a goodbye present for him :p

[StreetMedic]

And everything's spelled right


it was a goodbye present for him :p

Bull. You had it typed up professionally, in advance, and copied and pasted it in, when the time was right.

It's OK. We know. :p;):D

[OregonDuck1989]

unless he is going to prove YEAT AGAIN he doesnt mean anything he says

it was a goodbye present for him :p

Well it was fun while it lasted.

[TheNamelessPoet]

oh it was a 1 time thing... its not like givin him the gift of fishing instead of a fish...

[metsguy234]

I just said that so you guys would stop deleting threads.

[ewing6]

I just said that so you guys would stop deleting threads.

I thought you didn't care about your post count but you clearly do;)

[YEAH DAAAAWG]

I just said that so you guys would stop deleting threads.

Because you care about your post count.

[metsguy234]

Because you care about your post count.
Yes.

[President]

His manipulation powers are too great for our feeble minds! How did we miss seeing this coming? :rolleyes:

[TheNamelessPoet]

but thas purgery!!! thats breaking rules!!! like cheating!!!

[metsguy234]

but thas purgery!!! thats breaking rules!!! like cheating!!!

Purgery?

[OregonDuck1989]

but thas purgery!!! thats breaking rules!!! like cheating!!!

We've already established metsguy is hypocrite.

[StreetMedic]

His manipulation powers are too great for our feeble minds! How did we miss seeing this coming? :rolleyes:

Clearly, these aren't the droids we're looking for.

Wait...

What..?

:confused:

[metsguy234]

Oh wait I get it. Thas Purgery is a singer who wrote a song about hypocrites.

[TheNamelessPoet]

*sigh* why are you still here...

[EP Hotties]

Perjury=lying in front of a judge. TNP's the judge here...i guess.

[RickD]

I think we should all delete a thread that MG has posted tons in just to watch his post count drop!

[YEAH DAAAAWG]

I see this thread being locked in the not-too-distant future, before things get out of hand.

[TheNamelessPoet]

I think we should all delete a thread that MG has posted tons in just to watch his post count drop!

waiting for etothep to come back for the what are you thinking about thread :D

[TheNamelessPoet]

I would be nice and wait until he is gone tho because....

...I'll quit if I reach 10,000 posts. I'll quit and never, ever return.

...
he made a promise.. in writing that if he got to 10,000 posts he would leave. And I feel MG has matured and will uphold his end of the arrangemet and not be a child about it. He has stated that he is mature other time and I knwo he will do the right thing and honor is OWN agreement

[Slingshot]

I feel obligated to say something about Metsguy because, as the Talmud says, "Silence is akin to assent." For complete details, I refer you to my forthcoming book on the subject. I shall here mention only a few random items that may be new or especially interesting to you. For instance, in the Old Testament, the Book of Kings relates how the priests of Baal were slain for deceiving the people. I'm not suggesting that there be any contemporary parallel involving Metsguy, but Metsguy's reprehensible long-term goals are in full flower and their poisonous petals of antipluralism are blooming all around us. He justifies his deplorable ultimata with fallacious logical arguments based on argumentum ad baculum. In case you're unfamiliar with the term, it means that if we don't accept Metsguy's claim that big emotions come from big words then he will eliminate those law-enforcement officers who constitute the vital protective bulwark in the fragile balance between anarchy and tyranny. To recapitulate, Metsguy's slaves believe a conspiracy of superficial, rummy snollygosters control banking, foreign policy, and the media.

[rockiesfan4ever]

huh?

[metsguy234]

Slingshot chooses to insult me in more complicated terms, instead of just saying "you're a cancer on the boards", "you're a dick", "you're an a-hole", etc, like everyone else does.

[OregonDuck1989]

Slingshot chooses to insult me in more complicated terms, instead of just saying "you're a cancer on the boards", "you're a dick", "you're an a-hole", etc, like everyone else does.

You're a plaque amonst this forum's inner workings. You tarnish our reputation with your hypocrisy.

[TheNamelessPoet]

I am offended by MG's language
Slingshot chooses to insult me in more complicated terms, instead of just saying "you're a cancer on the boards", "you're a dick", "you're an a-hole", etc, like everyone else does.

[TheNamelessPoet]

Mg is what makes copper turn green, cheep metal turn your funger colors, he is the squiggly line in thyne eye that wont move out of the way

[metsguy234]

I am offended by MG's language

lol

[TheNamelessPoet]

lol

I dont find it amusing. :mad:

[metsguy234]

Mg is what makes copper turn green, cheep metal turn your funger colors, he is the squiggly line in thyne eye that wont move out of the way

Use. A. ****ing. Spell. Checker.

Jesus.

[metsguy234]

I dont find it amusing. :mad:

I don't see what language of mine in this thread that you are offended by... wtf

[TheNamelessPoet]

Use. A. ****ing. Spell. Checker.

Jesus.

again the foul unnessicary language

Defined in the 1999 National Crime Victim Survey, "A hate crime is a criminal offense. In the United States federal prosecution is possible for hate crimes committed on the basis of a person's race, color, religion, or nation origin when engaging in a federally protected activity. Measures to add perceived gender, gender identity, sexual orientation, and disability fo the list have been proposed, and are in discussion now.[36]
I'd be carefull MG... I am just waiting for them to pass this then you cant say crap.

[Slingshot]

Most people probably think they already know all they need to know about Metsguy, but I have some new information to bring to light. For starters, we must understand that Metsguy is the most sexist, sadistic, and atrabilious waste of genetic material in our society. And we must formulate that understanding into as clear and cogent a message as possible. Now let's have some fun and examine a few of his more ridiculous statements. First, Metsguy said that it is not only acceptable but indeed desirable to prosecute, sentence, and label people as unreasonable, uncompromising boneheads without the benefit of any evidence whatsoever. That's rather wicked, isn't it? Later on, he claimed that trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. What this really means is that he wants to condemn innocent people to death.

Although Metsguy babbles on and on about obstructionism, he has no more conception of it than any other surly bohemian. I once tried to explain to him that his hatchet jobs will gag free speech. Rather than feel ashamed of himself, Metsguy got angry at me. What this says is that Metsguy's malicious hariolations are an exemplification of why we must build a new understanding that can transport us to tomorrow. To say anything else would be a lie. In short, it would be good for the press to start paying attention to things like this.

[TheNamelessPoet]

Wait I am getting all riled up over nothing
You are leaving. this is a well-wishing thread everyone... be nice MG is leaving :(

[TheNamelessPoet]

I don't see what language of mine in this thread that you are offended by... wtf


again the foul unnessicary language
I'd be carefull MG... I am just waiting for them to pass this then you cant say crap.


Use. A. ****ing. Spell. Checker.

Jesus.tho not spenned out its obvious be the context


Slingshot chooses to insult me in more complicated terms, instead of just saying "you're a cancer on the boards", "you're a dick", "you're an a-hole", etc, like everyone else does.

[Slingshot]

I'll get right to the point. Metsguy and his subordinates pay little or no attention to the negative impact that officialism will have on our daily lives. What follows is a set of observations I have made about unenlightened schmoes. What I'm saying is this: I recently checked out one of his recent tracts. Oh, look; Metsguy's again saying that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments. Raise your hand if you're surprised. Seriously, though, if you're the type who dares to think for yourself, then you've probably already determined that in a recent essay, Metsguy stated that unfounded attacks on character, loads of hyperbole, and fallacious information are the best way to make a point. Since the arguments he made in the rest of his essay are based in part on that assumption, he should be aware that it just isn't true. Not only that, but he intends to create a new social class. Misinformed lugs, crass, cacodemonic idiots, and licentious numskulls will be given aristocratic status. The rest of us will be forced into serving as their lieutenants.

I hate to say this, but the first response to this from Metsguy's henchmen is perhaps that clever one-liners are a valid substitute for actual thinking. Wrong. Just glance at the facts: If you look back over some of my older letters, you'll see that I predicted that Metsguy would wage an odd sort of warfare upon a largely unprepared and unrecognizing public. And, as I predicted, he did. But you know, that was not a difficult prediction to make. Anyone who has bothered to learn even a little about Metsguy could have made the same prediction. He wants to transform fear and its inculcation into the preeminent force ruling human existence. You know what groups have historically wanted to do the same thing? Fascists and Nazis. Let me close where I began: Metsguy is a very slimy little man.

[metsguy234]

Slingshot wtf are you talking about?

[YEAH DAAAAWG]

I didn't read the last one, but I think he's writing his posts and then plugging it into some sort of word filter/translator. I can't be certain though.

[metsguy234]

again the foul unnessicary language
I'd be carefull MG... I am just waiting for them to pass this then you cant say crap.

Wait. You think saying "get a ****ing spell checker" is a hate crime? What the hell?

[TheNamelessPoet]

Slingshot wtf are you talking about?

wtf??? what does that stand for

[Slingshot]

Slingshot wtf are you talking about?

While Metsguy needs no introduction, I do want to state that I hope Metsguy enjoys his new distinction as one of the most raving clodpolls who ever lived. So, without further ado, I present you with this all-important piece of information: If Metsguy were as bright as he thinks he is, he'd know that I have a message for him. My message is that, for the good of us all, he should never declare a national emergency, round up everyone who disagrees with him, and put them in concentration camps. He should never even try to do such a vicious thing. To make myself perfectly clear, by "never", I don't mean "maybe", "sometimes", or "it depends". I mean only that Metsguy keeps stating over and over again that he holds a universal license that allows him to give people a new and largely artificial basis for evaluating things and making decisions. This drumbeat refrain is clearly not consistent with the facts on the ground—facts such as that I and Metsguy part company when it comes to the issue of exclusionism. He feels that women are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape while I believe that I need your help if I'm ever to strengthen our roots so we can weather the storms that threaten our foundation. "But I'm only one person," you might protest. "What difference can I make?" The answer is: a lot more than you think. You see, if Metsguy can't stand the heat, he should get out of the kitchen.

Just look at the bill of fare served up in recent movies and television programs and you will hardly be able to deny that Metsguy's monographs are licentious, poisonous to young minds, and disrespectful to Western values and achievements. And that's why I'm writing this letter; this is my manifesto, if you will, on how to build a sane and healthy society free of his destructive influences. There's no way I can do that alone, and there's no way I can do it without first stating that last summer, I attempted what I knew would be a hopeless task. I tried to convince Metsguy that as he feels less and less need to conceal his refrains, Metsguy makes increasingly open moves towards impulsive sesquipedalianism. As I expected, he was unconvinced. If he can one day turn your country into a venal, stuck-up cesspool overrun with scum, disease, and crime then the long descent into night is sure to follow. Now that you've reached the end of this letter, let me leave you with the key take-away message: It is easy to see from the foregoing that you should think of this letter as a clarion call for us to raise the quality of debate on issues surrounding Metsguy's maladroit morals.

[TheNamelessPoet]

Wait. You think saying "get a ****ing spell checker" is a hate crime? What the hell?

it is an insult towards my intellect assuming that I have something wrong with me or that it is not ok to spell incorrectly, making me less of a person. a simple. Hey TNP, Your spelling is a little off, you might wnat to think about getting a spellchecker. I can gelp you find one if you like." would have been much better. But no... instead you find the need to shout obseneties at a mentaly challenged person!

You should be ashamed...

[Slingshot]

I didn't read the last one, but I think he's writing his posts and then plugging it into some sort of word filter/translator. I can't be certain though.

Haha, yes.

http://www.pakin.org/complaint

[metsguy234]

it is an insult towards my intellect assuming that I have something wrong with me or that it is not ok to spell incorrectly, making me less of a person. a simple. Hey TNP, Your spelling is a little off, you might wnat to think about getting a spellchecker. I can gelp you find one if you like." would have been much better. But no... instead you find the need to shout obseneties at a mentaly challenged person!

You should be ashamed...

I've suggested many, many times that you should either a) get a spellchecker or b)download a browser that has a spellchecker.

Also, insults on someone's intellect are not hate crimes. If I call someone stupid, I'm not committing a hate crime.

[metsguy234]

In this letter I plan to cite some of Rev. TheNamelessPoet's more topical crimes and let you, the reader, decide for yourself how to react. In the text that follows, I don't intend to recount all of the damage caused by Rev. TheNamelessPoet's batty, neo-covinous undertakings but I do want to point out that Rev. TheNamelessPoet has—not once, but several times—been able to corrupt our youth without anyone stopping him. How long can that go on? As long as his dastardly ventures are kept on life support. That's why we have to pull the plug on them and attack his malice and hypocrisy.

You can waste all your time arguing about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin. Or you can actually address the continued social injustice shown by disaffected cretins. You decide. When I first became aware of Rev. TheNamelessPoet's covert invasion into our thought processes, all I could think was how Rev. TheNamelessPoet says that he acts in the public interest. What balderdash! What impudence! What treachery!

Don't let yourself be buffaloed by Rev. TheNamelessPoet. Don't let yourself be persuaded to believe that divine ichor flows through his veins just because a lot of fickle used-car salesmen happen to believe that. Analyze the arguments for yourself and see if you agree with my claim that Rev. TheNamelessPoet often argues that big emotions come from big words. A similar argument was first made over 1200 years ago by a well-known nobody and was quickly disproved. In those days, however, no one would have doubted that if you don't think that the absence of necessary historiographical context makes Rev. TheNamelessPoet's rodomontades extremely difficult to accept, then you've missed the whole point of this letter. In short, there is no reason to mollycoddle self-serving, directionless wantwits and there is every reason not to.

[OregonDuck1989]

Well this thead needs to be closed

[TheNamelessPoet]

I've suggested many, many times that you should either a) get a spellchecker or b)download a browser that has a spellchecker.

Also, insults on someone's intellect are not hate crimes. If I call someone stupid, I'm not committing a hate crime.

yes thay are. You are being mean and insulting someone who is legaly mentaly chalenged... if you read my post above I clearly laid it out that it is NOT YET illegal but it is beign worked on. which is worse... beating a parapalegic with a stick or an athlete with the same stick

[metsguy234]

Closing threads (or theads, as you like to call them, OregonDuck) does no good

[metsguy234]

yes thay are. You are being mean and insulting someone who is legaly mentaly chalenged... if you read my post above I clearly laid it out that it is NOT YET illegal but it is beign worked on. which is worse... beating a parapalegic with a stick or an athlete

What? What the **** are you talking about?

[OregonDuck1989]

Closing threads (or theads, as you like to call them, OregonDuck) does no good

But banning you would do so much good.

[TheNamelessPoet]

What? What the **** are you talking about?

AGAIN with the foul language!!! OMG I am going to cry.. why are you bombarding me with obcenities...

[Slingshot]

Delete the thread, TNP.

[TheNamelessPoet]

I try and do a nice thing and start a thread we can all wish you well in life and yu come in and insult then berate me with abusive and offensive language... I dont understand....

[TheNamelessPoet]

Delete the thread, TNP.

but I dont understand...

[TheNamelessPoet]

look everyone... why dont we just get this back on topic huh?

[eggson27]

Yes I agree TNP let us all wish Metsguy a hearty good bye.

BYE METSGUY BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE

[RickD]

Too all those who will be banned as a result of this thread you have my heartfelt thanks for an amusing thread.

See ya when ya get back!

[TheNamelessPoet]

Too all those who will be banned as a result of this thread you have my heartfelt thanks for an amusing thread.

See ya when ya get back!

I dont wnat him banned for his foul language tho... wait... n/m whatever it takes... fire away MG with your explitives at a mentaly chalenged person, I will be a big person and stand a take it... my helmet will protect me for your hard an cruel words!!!

[ragecage]

Too all those who will be banned as a result of this thread you have my heartfelt thanks for an amusing thread.

See ya when ya get back!

I dont know if they will be banned, seems like you can get away with name calling around here now. Not only that, you can insult two people and get away with it.

[eggson27]

So metsguy have fun on your leave away from these forums forever!

[TheNamelessPoet]

there will be no more insulting... this is a thread to wish MG well on his merry way. To advise him as sad as we are to see him go, we understand and know that he relizes it IS for the best

[metsguy234]

Haha very fun guys. Not leaving though.

[ragecage]

Take it easy, I dont know what your gonna do after this....I imagine stay indoors probably.

[TheNamelessPoet]

Haha very fun guys. Not leaving though.

But that would make you a liar

you dont wnat to tgo out as a liar do you?

[metsguy234]

TNP, I'll give you some consolation. I'll quit this thread.

[TheNamelessPoet]

TNP, I'll give you some consolation. I'll quit this thread.

but thats like leaving your going away party! that just doesnt make sense!!!

[free2131]

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[rockiesfan4ever]

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[free2131]

Sorry, here we go.

This thread:

[gosensgo101]

I am proud of myself that I did not cave in and post in this thread until now.

Carry on.

[TheNamelessPoet]

im very dissapointed and feel I must now block MG for I can no longer trust him :( too bad... he was such a pleasure to converse with, didnt expect him to be such a fibber

[edit] very sorry about that... good thing I at least hit f and not n *chring*

[rockiesfan4ever]

im very dissapointed and feel I must now block MG for I can no longer trust him :( too bad... he was such a pleasure to converse with, didnt expect him to be such a figger

Tell us how you really feel

[Red Sox Fan 734]

Metsguy, TNP was just trying to be nice to you and all you do is insult him continuously.



*facepalm

[TheNamelessPoet]

Metsguy, TNP was just trying to be nice to you and all you do is insult him continuously.



*facepalm

I know right!?!?!?!