free2131
08-29-2009, 05:47 AM
Once upon a time there lived a brother and a sister, Repsolgrooms and Repsolliaice. They both had a wonderful mother and father, who loved them very much. All went well until one day, mother and father were killed by herd of stampeding gazelle.
http://www.breedingcentresharjah.com/images/Mammals/Arabian%20Gazelle%20male.jpg
Luckily, Repsolgrooms and Repsolliaice had a aunt who lived not far from their home, and agreed to take them in. What Repsolgrooms and Repsolliaice didn't know, though, was that their aunt, Gersonblaude, ran an illegal ferret fighting ring in her basement.
http://myanimalblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/black-footed-ferret1.jpg
To fund said ferret fights, Gersonblaude had conceived a vast empire of internet businesses, providing discount Viagra and Zanex (with minor misspellings on the bottles) to millions of limp and depressed people in the land of the internets. Gersonblaude mostly hired illegal undocumented Chinese men to spread the word about their slightly irregular pharmaceuticals...
http://blog.ugo.com/images/uploads/kenjeong.jpg
...and not-so-down hommies to pimp some Air-Jordans, yo.
http://blog.scrumy.com/images/blog/carlton.jpg
Today, however, Gersonblaude decided that online dating was the way to go. Her first attempt, made several months ago, was thwarted by a determined man, who for some reason kept asking how she was doing, and if she wanted to sit down.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/24/la_et_chris_hansen_st.jpg
No, adult dating was the way to go, and what perfect people to work for her than Repsolgrooms and Repsolliaice. So, after a quick snack...
http://treesflowersbirds.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/spam.jpg
...they were sent to work hours upon hours, posting on internet message boards ranging from Fartsmeller's Gas Chamber, to the Hitler Appreciation Association. Then, after months of futile postings, they happened on to the Sports Mogul Forums, with it's merry posters and happy, rainbow smiles. There, they went about offering fat guys and midgets alike chances at romance with frat guys pretending to be super models (or supermodels who USED to be frat guys).
Alas, it was too good to be true, as the overlord of the forums...
http://forum.sportsmogul.com/customavatars/avatar7_7.gif
...deleted their post, almost as fast as they had made them. Having tasted failure yet again, Repsolgrooms and Repsolliaice decided to end it all, wanting to linger in pain and agony, as much as they felt inside their souls. They thought of the most horrible torture they could endure...
http://i989.photobucket.com/albums/af13/free2131/1234.jpg?t=1251539050
They were never heard from again.
We hardly knew ye... uh... ye was great. RIP.
http://www.breedingcentresharjah.com/images/Mammals/Arabian%20Gazelle%20male.jpg
Luckily, Repsolgrooms and Repsolliaice had a aunt who lived not far from their home, and agreed to take them in. What Repsolgrooms and Repsolliaice didn't know, though, was that their aunt, Gersonblaude, ran an illegal ferret fighting ring in her basement.
http://myanimalblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/black-footed-ferret1.jpg
To fund said ferret fights, Gersonblaude had conceived a vast empire of internet businesses, providing discount Viagra and Zanex (with minor misspellings on the bottles) to millions of limp and depressed people in the land of the internets. Gersonblaude mostly hired illegal undocumented Chinese men to spread the word about their slightly irregular pharmaceuticals...
http://blog.ugo.com/images/uploads/kenjeong.jpg
...and not-so-down hommies to pimp some Air-Jordans, yo.
http://blog.scrumy.com/images/blog/carlton.jpg
Today, however, Gersonblaude decided that online dating was the way to go. Her first attempt, made several months ago, was thwarted by a determined man, who for some reason kept asking how she was doing, and if she wanted to sit down.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/24/la_et_chris_hansen_st.jpg
No, adult dating was the way to go, and what perfect people to work for her than Repsolgrooms and Repsolliaice. So, after a quick snack...
http://treesflowersbirds.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/spam.jpg
...they were sent to work hours upon hours, posting on internet message boards ranging from Fartsmeller's Gas Chamber, to the Hitler Appreciation Association. Then, after months of futile postings, they happened on to the Sports Mogul Forums, with it's merry posters and happy, rainbow smiles. There, they went about offering fat guys and midgets alike chances at romance with frat guys pretending to be super models (or supermodels who USED to be frat guys).
Alas, it was too good to be true, as the overlord of the forums...
http://forum.sportsmogul.com/customavatars/avatar7_7.gif
...deleted their post, almost as fast as they had made them. Having tasted failure yet again, Repsolgrooms and Repsolliaice decided to end it all, wanting to linger in pain and agony, as much as they felt inside their souls. They thought of the most horrible torture they could endure...
http://i989.photobucket.com/albums/af13/free2131/1234.jpg?t=1251539050
They were never heard from again.
We hardly knew ye... uh... ye was great. RIP.