I am not old enough to...

[SirKodiak]

According to US law, I am not old enough to...

[Jeffy25]

be classified as a senior citizen, or run for president.

[OregonDuck1989]

drink, run for congress, rent a car.

[Jeffy25]

just so everyone knows: 25 to be a representative ;)

[HoustonGM]

Drink

[Rexington]

Be president

[Rexington]

Thanks Jeffy. 30 for Senator

[Coach Owens]

This should have been a multiple choice poll, maybe?

[HoustonGM]

This should have been a multiple choice poll, maybe?
"Please chose the first one that is true about you."

Basically, if you choose drink, it means you can do everything below it, and can't do anything above it.

Perhaps "None of the below" should've been the first option, rather than "None of the above" at the bottom, though ;)

[Coach Owens]

"Please chose the first one that is true about you."

Basically, if you choose drink, it means you can do everything below it, and can't do anything above it.

Perhaps "None of the below" should've been the first option, rather than "None of the above" at the bottom, though ;)

I didn't read the question at the top. :p

[President]

Become President, duh!

Or it would make my name void.

[BINGLEBOP]

I didn't read the question at the top. :p

Sounds like Jeffy. :cool:

[FloydtheBarber]

Misclicked, hahaha... Well, I am now among the older members of the forums now, seeing as I can do all but qualify for social security :D

[YEAH DAAAAWG]

Drink.

[eggson27]

I put vote. Even though I'm not 16, I can drive by myself to and from school (or I could anyway, if I got the permit and had a car)

[ragecage]

Another good option would be "controlling my bowels" that would either mean an infant, or a 100 year old. :)

[Coach Owens]

I accidentally voted for "Drink" instead of "vote" (although I will be able to vote in a couple months :p)

[Red Sox Fan 734]

I'm not old enough to vote.

[DiceDig]

I cannot drive a taxi (learned yesterday you have to be 24 apparently) or run for national legislative office...yet.

[metsguy234]

I'm not old enough to drive.

[ewing6]

all of the above

[Red Sox Fan 734]

I'm not old enough to drive.

Times like this were i love Canada :D

[gosensgo101]

Times like this were i love Canada :DWhat's the driving age in Alberta?

[Red Sox Fan 734]

What's the driving age in Alberta?

You can get your learners permit when your 14

[OregonDuck1989]

Driving is so cool when your in high school.

Then a giant ass burden when you move out lol

[FloydtheBarber]

You can get your learners permit when your 14

WTF!?!? :( I hate you

[eggson27]

You can get your learners permit when your 14

Yep same here. School permit at 15. Intermediate license at 16 and full license at 17.

[DiceDig]

Driving is so cool when your in high school.

Then a giant ass burden when you move out lol

Indeed. All the cool kids had cars and drove themselves to school. Uncool and poor kids got rides or worse yet- rode bikes- and were made fun of. We (I was always the youngest so I never drove...and if I did, my friends thought I was a bad driver and thus never wanted to ride with me again) used to just drive around to have fun...ahh the days of disposal income to spend on gas when it wasn't expensive.

Now I never want to drive and try to bike everywhere.

[metsguy234]

Yep same here. School permit at 15. Intermediate license at 16 and full license at 17.

Well you guys drive young because it's farm country, and kids drive tractors and stuff. For example, the driving age is 13 in Montana.

Here the driving age is 17.

[Red Sox Fan 734]

Well you guys drive young because it's farm country, and kids drive tractors and stuff. For example, the driving age is 13 in Montana.

Here the driving age is 17.

The city I live in is bigger then the city you live in you stupid ****

[metsguy234]

The city I live in is bigger then the city you live in you stupid ****

I'm talking about eggson. The kid from Iowa.

[ragecage]

The city I live in is bigger then the city you live in you stupid ****

lmao

[Red Sox Fan 734]

Well you guys drive young because it's farm country, and kids drive tractors and stuff. For example, the driving age is 13 in Montana.

Here the driving age is 17.


I'm talking about eggson. The kid from Iowa.


You GUYS implies more then 1 person....and since he was quoting me that would mean me and eggson

[ragecage]

You didnt even try to sugarcoat your response. For some reason that got me loling.

[metsguy234]

You GUYS implies more then 1 person....and since he was quoting me that would mean me and eggson

Wrong phrasing then. Don't you live in Vancouver or something? That's far from farm country.

[gosensgo101]

wrong phrasing then. Don't you live in vancouver or something? That's far from farm country.rif

[Red Sox Fan 734]

Wrong phrasing then. Don't you live in Vancouver or something? That's far from farm country.

I live in Calgary, a city with roughly 1.1 million people, Staten Island has under 500,000....and ya wrong phrasing that makes you look like a douche because you dont know what your talking about

[metsguy234]

Calgary. There we go. That's bigger than Staten Island, but not bigger than New York City.

[HoustonGM]

Calgary. There we go. That's bigger than Staten Island, but not bigger than New York City.
And you live where? Oh. right.

[metsguy234]

And you live where? Oh. right.

I live in New York City. Staten Island is part of New York City.

[Red Sox Fan 734]

Calgary. There we go. That's bigger than Staten Island, but not bigger than New York City.

And guess what, you don't live in New York City so if where i live is a farm town then where you live must be one to.

[ragecage]

Wrong phrasing then. Don't you live in Vancouver or something? That's far from farm country.

27100

As you can plainly see here captain d-bag.

[Red Sox Fan 734]

27100

as you can plainly see here captain d-bag.

W.I.N. :p

[metsguy234]

And guess what, you don't live in New York City so if where i live is a farm town then where you live must be one to.

1) I CORRECTED MYSELF.... CALGARY != FARM COUNTRY, IOWA= FARM COUNTRY.... LET IT ****ING REST ALREADY

2) Good job knowing geography, dumbass

27101

3) Finally, since I bet you don't know what borough means

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borough_(New_York_City)


New York City, one of the largest cities in the world, is segmented into five boroughs. A borough is a unique form of government that administers the five fundamental constituent parts of the consolidated city. Technically, under New York State Law, a "borough" is a municipal corporation that is created when a county is merged with the cities, towns, and incorporated villages within it. It differs significantly from other borough forms of government used in other parts of the Tri-State Region and elsewhere in the United States.

[gosensgo101]

27100

As you can plainly see here captain d-bag.This was the point of my "RIF" comment, I was just too lazy to elaborate lol.

[Red Sox Fan 734]

1) I CORRECTED MYSELF.... CALGARY != FARM COUNTRY, IOWA= FARM COUNTRY.... LET IT ****ING REST ALREADY

2) Good job knowing geography, dumbass

27101

3) Finally, since I bet you don't know what borough means

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borough_(New_York_City)

I know what a ****ing borough is dumbass

[metsguy234]

27100

As you can plainly see here captain d-bag.

Yeah, I don't plan my posts before I go to reply (I didn't use quick reply for that post, since I was quoting him). I knew he was in Canada, he said it was a large city. I guessed a random city in Canada that I knew, and put "or something" so as to say "Don't you live in Vancouver, or something like that?".

I'm not "captain d-bag" for misremembering someone's location.

[metsguy234]

I know what a ****ing borough is dumbass

Then you should know that Staten Island+Manhattan+The Bronx+Queens+Brooklyn= New York City

[ragecage]

I'm not "captain d-bag" for misremembering someone's location.

No but you are for everything else. Keep it up and you will make General in no time.

[Red Sox Fan 734]

Then you should know that Staten Island+Manhattan+The Bronx+Queens+Brooklyn= New York City

Whatever.....Calgary has more people then Staten Island which is where you live and what i said

[eggson27]

Well you guys drive young because it's farm country, and kids drive tractors and stuff. For example, the driving age is 13 in Montana.

Here the driving age is 17.

I've never been on a tractor in my life

[Slingshot]

I know what a ****ing borough is dumbass

Not trying to side with Metsguy here, but he does in fact live in New York City. And New York City is bigger than Calgary.

[eggson27]

I'm not sure how metsguy gets off telling other people to study geography when he's the one that thinks Iowa is one big farm and every single kid drives tractors

[SirKodiak]

Idaho was 14 for driving, then in '89 they moved to 16, then to 15 where it is now. I think that under 16 is daylight only though.

[DiceDig]

When my ex-tractor broke down, I had to write my John Deere a Dear John.