What am I thinking about now?

[metsguy234]

Not looking forward to Halloween since it's on a Saturday this year :(

[metsguy234]

How do you disable avatars? I don't want to see fili's new avatar, disgusting ****.

[gosensgo101]

I am only viewing this thread once to rate it one star.

[metsguy234]

That thread is sooooooo cool until etothep deletes it again.

[metsguy234]

bump

[gosensgo101]

I'm only viewing it this time so its marked as read.

[FloydtheBarber]

Sexual Chocolate

[eggson27]

Sexual Chocolate

Should've known you'd only last a few hours

[KowboyKoop]

suck it

[ragecage]

suck it

win

[BINGLEBOP]

I refuse to post in this mockery of a thread.

[BINGLEBOP]

Dammit.

[FloydtheBarber]

Dammit.

You let yourself get involved in his shenanigans!? :eek:

[HoustonGM]

I'm guessing Taylor Swift to a steady thump, thump, thump noise in the background.
If by "thump, thump, thump" you mean Taylor Swift pounding a nail with a hammer...Metsguy doesn't know what the context of what you're actually saying is.

[metsguy234]

If by "thump, thump, thump" you mean Taylor Swift pounding a nail with a hammer...Metsguy doesn't know what the context of what you're actually saying is.

Yeah I'm kind of confused.

[HoustonGM]

lololololol

[Red Sox Fan 734]

lolololololololol

[metsguy234]

:confused: Can someone explain it to me?

[5DiMaggio]

lololololololololol

[BINGLEBOP]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLMAOMGGGGGG!

Oops, I typed "hahaha" when I laughed.

[metsguy234]

Huh?

[BINGLEBOP]

Huh?

I typed...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLMAOMGGGGGG!

Oops, I typed "hahaha" when I laughed.

[metsguy234]

Yeah I don't get what's so funny.

[metsguy234]

I wasn't aware that there are loud thumping noises during sexual intercourse that are similar to hitting a nail into a wall.

[gosensgo101]

roflwlolalmao

[metsguy234]

:confused: Is there some dude who goes around getting boners and then slamming his dick into a wall?

[Slingshot]

haha

[HoustonGM]

lmfao

[Red Sox Fan 734]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Red Sox Fan 734]

Woops, double post

[BINGLEBOP]

27097

[BINGLEBOP]

27098

[metsguy234]

I think I might sue Clay over all of this harassment.

[Red Sox Fan 734]

:rolleyes:

[gosensgo101]

:confused: Is there some dude who goes around getting boners and then slamming his dick into a wall?This is ****ing priceless.

[ragecage]

oh my god lmfao

[metsguy234]

Can someone level-headed explain this to me please?

[HoustonGM]

Can someone level-headed explain this to me please?
Every man slams his boner into a wall.

[TheNamelessPoet]

wow... and to think I didnt look at this thread... it now gets 5 starts :p

[etothep]

Every man slams his boner into a wall.

yeh, you've really been missing out mg

[gosensgo101]

wow... and to think I didnt look at this thread... it now gets 5 starts :pThis thread has only started once...

yeh, you've really been missing out mgNow go do it now MG. It feels great. :rolleyes:

[Red Sox Fan 734]

Can someone level-headed explain this to me please?

Go ask your Mom, or your uncle Steve

[etothep]

Now go do it now MG. It feels great. :rolleyes:

Don't listen to gosens, he's just mad b/c when he does it he keeps hitting his nose :p

[ragecage]

Just dont hit yourself with the claw part of the hammer, that is smarts.

[gosensgo101]

Don't listen to gosens, he's just mad b/c when he does it he keeps hitting his nose :pYeah, my 10 inch long nose really gets in the way...barely. :cool:

[FloydtheBarber]

Oh wow. I fell out of my chair laughing at this. Seriously, it hurt. Metsguy caused me an injury. I am suing

[metsguy234]

I still don't get it. I never thought sex would be that loud.

Also, ragecage (Mr. 30 year old virgin) has no right to laugh at me for this.

[Red Sox Fan 734]

I still don't get it. I never thought sex would be that loud.

Also, ragecage (Mr. 30 year old virgin) has no right to laugh at me for this.

Thats got nothing to ****ing do with it...


This is the thread of the year!

[ragecage]

I still don't get it. I never thought sex would be that loud.

Also, ragecage (Mr. 30 year old virgin) has no right to laugh at me for this.

lmao yes i do because I do it all the time smart guy.

[metsguy234]

Thats got nothing to ****ing do with it...


This is the thread of the year!

We're laughing because apparently I didn't know sex is as loud as hitting a hammer into a wall. I'm a virgin, since I'm only 14 that's not that surprising. I don't have like a CD of sexual noises.

[HoustonGM]

This is absolutely golden.

[Red Sox Fan 734]

We're laughing because apparently I didn't know sex is as loud as hitting a hammer into a wall. I'm a virgin, since I'm only 14 that's not that surprising. I don't have like a CD of sexual noises.

Read the above post where i said sex has nothing to ****ing do with it

[ragecage]

I still don't get it. I never thought sex would be that loud.

Also, ragecage (Mr. 30 year old virgin) has no right to laugh at me for this.

At least I know what its like to have a father.

[FloydtheBarber]

Metsguy, go back to your golden showers of joy.

[HoustonGM]

At least I know what its like to have a father.
Unnecessary.

[metsguy234]

At least I know what its like to have a father.

Wow. Really? Really?

First, you call me a Nazi. Then this. Classy, man. Really classy. Hope you're proud of yourself. No wonder no woman would sleep with you, you sociopath.

P.S. Now I'm sure that you were the one sending me those harassing IMs a few months back (as "johnblito" and "qualcommbob")

Of course, I'll be reporting your post as well.

[ragecage]

Wow. Really? Really?

First, you call me a Nazi. Then this. Classy, man. Really classy. Hope you're proud of yourself. No wonder no woman would sleep with you, you sociopath.

P.S. Now I'm sure that you were the one sending me those harassing IMs a few months back (as "johnblito" and "qualcommbob")

Of course, I'll be reporting your post as well.

You throw crap in my face constantly so, whatever.

[Red Sox Fan 734]

Wow. Really? Really?

First, you call me a Nazi. Then this. Classy, man. Really classy. Hope you're proud of yourself. No wonder no woman would sleep with you, you sociopath.

P.S. Now I'm sure that you were the one sending me those harassing IMs a few months back (as "johnblito" and "qualcommbob")

Of course, I'll be reporting your post as well.

Then we could report your post for making fun of him. You really wanna play that game?

[Slingshot]

At least I know what its like to have a father.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddeeeeeeeeeeee.............WTFFF man????? His dad died in 9/11 if I remember correctly. That was uncalled for, man.

[FloydtheBarber]

Wow. Really? Really?

First, you call me a Nazi. Then this. Classy, man. Really classy. Hope you're proud of yourself. No wonder no woman would sleep with you, you sociopath.

P.S. Now I'm sure that you were the one sending me those harassing IMs a few months back (as "johnblito" and "qualcommbob")

Of course, I'll be reporting your post as well.
Shut the **** up *****

[metsguy234]

You throw crap in my face constantly so, whatever.

Let's try this.

At least my dad was an honorable man and not an abusive druggie ******* like yours when he was alive.

[FloydtheBarber]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddeeeeeeeeeeee.............WTFFF man????? His dad died in 9/11 if I remember correctly. That was uncalled for, man.

And Metsguy has done NOTHING but give him ****. yes, not how he should have handled it, but he was purposefully provoked. Mets wanted to get him mad so he could have an excuse to report him

[ragecage]

Unnecessary.

Of course it isnt, just like what he says isnt necessary. I try to take the high road, and when **** isnt done about it, im fed up. Thats bull.

[ragecage]

Let's try this.

At least my dad was an honorable man and not an abusive druggie ******* like yours when he was alive.

That really doesnt bother me so much. Nice try though.

[metsguy234]

By the way, I think I realize now what you guys are getting at.

You guys would be terrible foley artists.

[Red Sox Fan 734]

By the way, I think I realize now what you guys are getting at.

You guys would be terrible foley artists.

I still dont think you know....

[etothep]

http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu17/ezpkns34/thread-1.jpg?t=1254355477

[HoustonGM]

This thread was hilarious, but now it's just sad.

[metsguy234]

That really doesnt bother me so much. Nice try though.

Okay, let's try these

At least I got raised in a loving home, and had a relatively normal childhood.

At least I'm not an obese 30 year old virgin alcoholic truck driver who makes fun of 14-year old children.

[Slingshot]

Of course it isnt, just like what he says isnt necessary. I try to take the high road, and when **** isnt done about it, im fed up. Thats bull.

You're just stooping down to his level then.

[Red Sox Fan 734]

Okay, let's try these

At least I got raised in a loving home, and had a relatively normal childhood.

At least I'm not an obese 30 year old virgin alcoholic truck driver who makes fun of 14-year old children.

No, instead your a 14 year old kid making fun of a 30 year old....6 of one half a dozen of the other

[etothep]

http://www.buddy-icons.info/img/smile/1550.gif

[ragecage]

Okay, let's try these

At least I got raised in a loving home, and had a relatively normal childhood.

At least I'm not an obese 30 year old virgin alcoholic truck driver who makes fun of 14-year old children.

Now you are using the kid excuse when you dont like what you see? You talk like an adult you get treated like one, so dont use that kiddy excuse with me.

[Red Sox Fan 734]

http://www.buddy-icons.info/img/smile/1550.gif
Greatest post of all time

[metsguy234]

No, instead your a 14 year old kid making fun of a 30 year old....6 of one half a dozen of the other

I'm a 14 year old defending my dead father from a grown man attacking him.

Etothep, I apologize for everything I've ever said about you. I have now seen a true scumbag.

[etothep]

Etothep, I apologize for everything I've ever said about you. I have now seen a true scumbag.

I can be a scumbag too, goddammit!
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/56642/2/istockphoto_56642_smiley_12.jpg