Do you like small boobs?

[free2131]

Then Australia says you are a pedophile!! (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/28/australian_censors/)

YAY CENSORSHIP!!





























(note to all those afflicted with the disease of unfunny: I realize that Australia isn't actually calling small breast admirers pedophiles, just like I realize that you are a sh!t stain on the underpants of life)

[Jeffy25]

I'm a butt guy, not a boob guy.
































:)

[ragecage]

Ive been wanting to get into politics for a long time, I am disgusted by Cabbage and when I get into power I am going to ban it so nobody else can have it. :rolleyes:

[Wassit3]

i like all boob sizes

[Mike67]

Wow... It's amazing how much free time someone had to be able to think about outlines to ban porn.. Just makes you wonder.. How much "research" did the senator put into it?

[guidi2009]

Just think of all those terrible woman with small breasts who are encouraging pedophilia. Perhaps there should be a national breasts enlargement program to solve this most serious problem.

[Mike67]

Hmm.. Couldn't this be considered discrimination?

[acetoolguy]

Ive been wanting to get into politics for a long time, I am disgusted by Cabbage and when I get into power I am going to ban it so nobody else can have it. :rolleyes:

Add cauliflower also and you get my vote.

Oh..

And a promise to nuke France.

[ragecage]

Add cauliflower also and you get my vote.

Oh..

And a promise to nuke France.

I was going to nuke France anyway, but its nice to know people support my agenda on that as well. :)

[Jeffy25]

**** france

[President]

If rage gets on the ballot I'm voting for him due to his stance against France

[Jeffy25]

Rage, I have decided to run against you. In my opinion, France sucks, but Cannes and the south of France is too great to just nuke. I will run to stop you!

My platform is to ban the WNBA, bad chili recipes from this earth, and to give fish sandwiches to all!

[ragecage]

I will run a smear the fohawk campaign that will prove to be too much for you sir.

[Jeffy25]

I'll play cute baby playing videos promoting my stance!

http://www.facebook.com/?filter=app_2392950137#/video/video.php?v=328611405040

[acetoolguy]

I'll have to support Rage on this one. I'll snipe from the sides....aka Swift boat Vets...and question your manhood as a small boob lover. I'll overstate your position, implying federally mandated breast reduction surgury. Resorting to Photoshop to enhance both your fauxhawk and the mammery glands of any female company near you is also on the table. Rage takes the high road while I show side by side shots of you, Twiggy and Jane Fonda at a NAMBLA rally....wearing white robes.....carring a 'Nuke the whales for Jesus' sign.



Opps....pizza's here gonna have to wait....

[haveacigar]

I just met this chick this weekend, pretty cute, has small boobs. Australia better not be cockblocking me.

[etothep]

I'm a butt guy, not a boob guy.

A butt man? Why would you be a butt man? You don't need a butt, you have a butt

[Jeffy25]

A butt man? Why would you be a butt man? You don't need a butt, you have a butt

hardy har!

It's my comic book hero name that I use for my campaign.

Butt Man!

sing that with the original batman theme song.

[Jeffy25]

I'll have to support Rage on this one. I'll snipe from the sides....aka Swift boat Vets...and question your manhood as a small boob lover. I'll overstate your position, implying federally mandated breast reduction surgury. Resorting to Photoshop to enhance both your fauxhawk and the mammery glands of any female company near you is also on the table. Rage takes the high road while I show side by side shots of you, Twiggy and Jane Fonda at a NAMBLA rally....wearing white robes.....carring a 'Nuke the whales for Jesus' sign.



Opps....pizza's here gonna have to wait....

I should probably go ahead and throw in the towel.


but oh yeah! free fish sandwiches for all! you can't beat that ****.

[rockiesfan4ever]

No

[OregonDuck1989]

I'm a butt guy, not a boob guy.

Me too. Legs and butt.

[MadThespian]

Boobies are cool.

[HoustonGM]

Me too. Legs and butt.
Same.

[metsguy234]

HGM's anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon

[FloydtheBarber]

France>USA ;)

[metsguy234]

France>USA ;)

No.

[President]

France>USA ;)

In absolutely no circumstance will this statement be true

Dear ragecage,

Please nuke FTB's house. He supports France.

Thanks,

President

[rockiesfan4ever]

In absolutely no circumstance will this statement be true

Dear ragecage,

Please nuke FTB's house. He supports France.

Thanks,

President

Actually it is

France's Health care > USA's

[President]

Actually it is

France's Health care > USA's

Quick! It's a France Supporter!

[metsguy234]

Actually it is

France's Health care > USA's

Arguable.

[ragecage]

In absolutely no circumstance will this statement be true

Dear ragecage,

Please nuke FTB's house. He supports France.

Thanks,

President

Dear President,

Consider it done.

With Regards,

ragecage

[rockiesfan4ever]

Arguable.

Not arguable

[President]

Not arguable

only a frenchman would say that*


*disregarding France's healthcare system

[free2131]

Arguable.

No. (http://www.faqs.org/shareranks/827,Best-Health-Systems)

[rockiesfan4ever]

No. (http://www.faqs.org/shareranks/827,Best-Health-Systems)

Or you could get more official:

http://www.photius.com/rankings/healthranks.html

[etothep]

Arguable.

http://freedocumentaries.org/theatre_med.php?filmID=133

[Alloutwar]

I don't dig uber-skinny chicks, like the kinds that look like 10 year old boys. Many asian chicks, some hyper-workout chicks, and skinny white chicks like Taylor Swift are in this category.

Boobs aren't ultra-important...but I always end up with girls with nice ones. C and up are good. B cups can be kinda fun, but eh. A is right out.

Of course, they can get too big, too. Way too big.

[ragecage]

i don't dig uber-skinny chicks, like the kinds that look like 10 year old boys. Many asian chicks, some hyper-workout chicks, and skinny white chicks like taylor swift are in this category.

Boobs aren't ultra-important...but i always end up with girls with nice ones. C and up are good. B cups can be kinda fun, but eh. A is right out.

Of course, they can get too big, too. Way too big.

+1

[Arctic Blast]

Dear President,

Consider it done.

With Regards,

ragecage

Could you spare a few missiles for Quebec? Canada would appreciate it and keep you supplied with beer and back bacon.

[ragecage]

Could you spare a few missiles for Quebec? Canada would appreciate it and keep you supplied with beer and back bacon.

I would have to use regular missles on them, because I wouldnt want gosensgo to receive any fallout. ;)

[etothep]

As per the original question in this thread, not sure how to answer. I've found that the woman's ability to string a sentence together without drooling decreases exponentially as breast size increases.

I'm a big Keira Knightley fan, but my ex also happened to sport 36C's (though they were 34B's when we started :p).

I suppose I prefer tits that are big enough to play with, but not so big that it would hurt if I were to be smacked in the face with them when they're swinging.

[Arctic Blast]

I would have to use regular missles on them, because I wouldnt want gosensgo to receive any fallout. ;)

Isn't he out West with me? We'll be fine...prevailing winds will carry that crap out to the Maritimes. Nobody would notice if they were mutated. :D

[etothep]

http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu17/ezpkns34/2-7.jpg?t=1265004673
My answer is dependent on how you classify her rack

[Jeffy25]

pedophile!

[etothep]

Then damn those australians

[haveacigar]

Boobs are actually fairly low on my priority list when checking out girls. I'll almost always go for the face or ass first, depending on which way she's facing. They're about 1 and 1A. Then I'll check out the boobs.

Which isn't to say I can't appreciate awesome boobs.

[OregonDuck1989]

Same for me.

I do like boobs, they are fun. But I'm not gonna date a girl for her boobs like an old roommate of mine who would hook up with awful girls because they had nice racks. I always laughed.

[HoustonGM]

Same for me.

I do like boobs, they are fun. But I'm not gonna date a girl for her boobs like an old roommate of mine who would hook up with awful girls because they had nice racks. I always laughed.
Same.

Ass, though, if a chick has a great ass, my face standards drop...though she still needs a semi-decent face.

[OregonDuck1989]

Yeah for me it's legs that do that. I would follow great legs to my own grave probably.

[Rexington]

Boobs are my first priority when just checking girls out. My standards change to ass and over-all build (proportionate) when choosing to ask a girl out.

[Rexington]

Two of the truest statements about women I have ever heard came from Ron White:

"You can't fix stupid..."
"Once you have seen one pair of boobs, you want to see them all"