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filihok
05-01-2010, 11:14 AM
A man was acquitted of rape today after a jury agreed his victim could not have been sexually assaulted while wearing skinny jeans.
Nicholas Gonzales, 23, told a court in Australia that sex with the 24-year-old woman was consensual, despite her claim he had ripped off her size six skinny jeans before the attack.
The Sydney jury sent a note to the judge during the trial asking for more information about 'how exactly Nick took off her jeans'.
The note from a jury member added: 'I doubt those kind of jeans can be removed without any sort of collaboration.'


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1270113/Youre-guilty-rape-Those-skinny-jeans-tight-remove-jury-rules.html#ixzz0mguWfxtd

dickay
05-01-2010, 11:36 AM
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1270113/Youre-guilty-rape-Those-skinny-jeans-tight-remove-jury-rules.html#ixzz0mguWfxtd

if the gloves don't fit...

this actually bears more credence IMO. its not unheard of for someone to lie about being raped. I don't know the particulars, but I can see how someone would lie and overlook a little issue like how tight her jeans were. My girl has worn very tight jeans before...and I can attest that they don't come off easy. One doesn't just "rip them off".

BenFink
05-01-2010, 01:39 PM
Well, I would assume you would care a little bit about the quality of the jeans after you remove them.

Rand
05-01-2010, 02:33 PM
The question here should have been about any abrasions or tissue tearing around the area of the hips, buttocks, and upper legs. If there were, he probably pulled them off. If there weren't, she probably did, or at least helped.

haveacigar
05-01-2010, 02:50 PM
This sounds like a Seinfeld episode.

haveacigar
05-01-2010, 03:57 PM
Also, maybe this is why hipsters wear tight girl's jeans. To prevent rapes.

HoustonGM
05-01-2010, 06:43 PM
Also, maybe this is why hipsters wear tight girl's jeans. To prevent rapes.
I lol'd.