GM24
03-22-2005, 12:54 AM
Brewers under new ownership
April 1, 2005
A week after Bud Selig was banned from baseball by Congress, the hapless Brewers were able to find someone who was willing to temporarily run the team. Chris Espy, who claims to be 21, is a student of UCONN who likes to drink. Which is why, he feels, he was the right choice for the job.
"I figured, like, they were the Brewers man, and they played in Miller Park, and thats just sweet," Espy commented late last night.
Espy has sparse qualifications for the ownership. He does, however, promise to lower the price of beer.
He also promises to lock up Ace pitcher Ben Sheets, assemble young talent and become competitive in three years.
Transactions
APRIL 1, 2005
Blue Jays receive Gary Bennett (C), Corey Hart (DH) and Jeff Bennett (SP)
Brewers receive John McDonald (SS) and Frank Menechino (2B)
APRIL 1, 2005
Mets receive Damian Miller (C), David Krynzel (CF), Tommy Phelps (SP) and Rigo Beltran (RP)
Brewers receive Heath Bell (SP)
April 1, 2005
A week after Bud Selig was banned from baseball by Congress, the hapless Brewers were able to find someone who was willing to temporarily run the team. Chris Espy, who claims to be 21, is a student of UCONN who likes to drink. Which is why, he feels, he was the right choice for the job.
"I figured, like, they were the Brewers man, and they played in Miller Park, and thats just sweet," Espy commented late last night.
Espy has sparse qualifications for the ownership. He does, however, promise to lower the price of beer.
He also promises to lock up Ace pitcher Ben Sheets, assemble young talent and become competitive in three years.
Transactions
APRIL 1, 2005
Blue Jays receive Gary Bennett (C), Corey Hart (DH) and Jeff Bennett (SP)
Brewers receive John McDonald (SS) and Frank Menechino (2B)
APRIL 1, 2005
Mets receive Damian Miller (C), David Krynzel (CF), Tommy Phelps (SP) and Rigo Beltran (RP)
Brewers receive Heath Bell (SP)