***OFFICIAL: What are you thinking about right now (Sports Version)***

[elfroggo]

Blazers chances of making the playoffs: infinity to 1

[President]

Blazers chances of making the playoffs: infinity to 1

wrong

[haveacigar]

Seattle Mariners bullpen. It's what everyone is thinking about.

[Kobie]

Buffalo Sabres' playoff push. Nothing short of amazing.

[haveacigar]

Actually, I'm really thinking about how much Louisville rustled my jimmies this weekend.

[BINGLEBOP]

Is curling considered a sport for this thread? Can jimmies be rustled while curling?

[dickay]

wondering if morneau will ever have an allstar caliber season again.

[CCamels73]

wondering if morneau will ever have an allstar caliber season again.

Sounds like he is healthy to start the year off, so thats a good start toward another AS campaign.

I'm listening to the Nats/Mets game on Gameday Audio (first time for me)

[haveacigar]

Is curling considered a sport for this thread? Can jimmies be rustled while curling?

Yes and yes.

[haveacigar]

Illinois: ****, we didn't get Shaka Smart or Brad Stevens? Man, we really need to make a good basketball hire.

Frank Martin: Yo, guys, I'm sick of K-State. I am looking to get out. You know, I recruited Michael Beasley, I made an elite 8 in the shadow of KU? I don't want to brag, but I think I'd help most schools....

South Carolina: Really? Well ****, we aren't a good job, but we'd love to have you.

Frank Martin: *looks at Illinois*

Illinois: MAC COACHES!!.......*drools*.....herp derp

Frank Martin: *sigh* "**** it, Gamecock time.

John Groce: Yo, what up Beckman?! We about to have a MAC PARTY!

Tom Izzo, Roy Williams, Bill Self, Rick Pitino, John Calipari, Tom Crean: Man, I hope--*stifling laughter*--Jabari Parker doesn't--*snickering*--end up going to Illinois! *raucous laughter*

[OregonDuck1989]

I hope Tim Miles crushes you guys while at Nebraska.

[TheNamelessPoet]

I wonder who is going to pitch the 2nd day of the season in the Braves vs Mets?

:P I am going

[haveacigar]

I hope Tim Miles crushes you guys while at Nebraska.

It's gonna happen. Tim Miles is legit, I would have taken him at Illinois.

[TheNamelessPoet]

can hair have another good first half so we can flip him for a lf since who knows about chipper.

[haveacigar]

can hair have another good first half so we can flip him for a lf since who knows about chipper.

Who the F is hair?